While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Two words: blizzard sex
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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