Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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