How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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