Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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