It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wish I only lived at night.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize