who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I love having hate sex.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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