Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize