i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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