is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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