Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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