If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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