I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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