They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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