We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
How naked do you want me to be?
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