Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
North Korea, Best Korea!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Randomize
