okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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