just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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