you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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