i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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