Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
