idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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