you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
