That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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