Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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