Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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