you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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