Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i used baking grease as lip gloss
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I would fuck him just for his dog
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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