I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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