Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Randomize
