Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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