How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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