How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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