i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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