Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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