So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Are we still banned from the library?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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