I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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