My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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