Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Randomize
