So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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