I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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