Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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