Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
