5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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