of course. lets lasso hookers.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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