Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
try to milk me bitch
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Randomize
