why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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