oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
