Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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