she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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