I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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