I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
