i don't like sucking hair
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I need to calm my uterus...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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