I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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