I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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