you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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