I don't think brook has ever known best
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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