butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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