Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
not ubering you a puppy
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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