i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
