its not stalking. its research.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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