Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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