I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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